FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Waxxxxxx

Dunedin, OTA, NZL

Two sugar cubes in a bowl. One says "you look really sweet". Other one thinks " Yeah well. You look really square. And what's with a talking sugar cube anyway?".

Texxxxxx

Lake Jackson, TX, USA

Whats the longest thing in the world ? A woman's leg it's the only thing that can touch the ground and heaven at the same time .

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2023-05-22@13.11 I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?) so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? :-) LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, to get "the 3D version" though of A VERY ATTRACTIVE AND YOUNG COMPANY, it seems that adopt...

more >>

Grxxxxxx

Adona, AR, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true?????

Shxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

How many sugarbabes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3 one to hold the chair, one to stand on the chair and screw the bulb in and one to reach into your back pocket as your watching the two work on the bulb ... bah ha ha

Mrxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy HaHaHa

Ryxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. ‘Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.’ Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?

swxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar cube break up with the coffee? It said, "You're too bitter for me!" lol

zzxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Why does the Easter bunny hide its eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he is really a chicken...

zzxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

a human size green grass hopper walked into a bar one day and the bar tender told him you know there is a drink named after you? and then the grass hopper was supriesed and realy my name is muphy

baxxxxxx

Ridgefield, NJ, USA

I already bring the sweetness. I'm just looking for someone willing to cover the dessert.

Elxxxxxx

RM, ITA

questo lo possiamo scoprire insieme e capire come possiamo creare una bella relazione tra noi due!

taxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

If we see a bear whilst walking in the woods, I don’t have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you haha!

slxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the baker become a sugar daddy? He wanted to make sure someone always had enough dough.

nexxxxxx

Kashipur, UT, IND

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

RUxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What do you a call a dora the explorer bowl? (A-DORA-BLE)

gixxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What do you call a potato with a penis....... .....a dictator

Dixxxxxx

Montgomery, AL, USA

I believe in equal effort: I show up cute, you show up generous.

Jexxxxxx

Huntington Beach, CA, USA

Sugar daddies are like WiFi — I just need a strong connection

mexxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

If confidence was illegal, I’d be serving a life sentence right now