FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

taxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

If we see a bear whilst walking in the woods, I don’t have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you haha!

slxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the baker become a sugar daddy? He wanted to make sure someone always had enough dough.

nexxxxxx

Kashipur, UT, IND

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

gixxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What do you call a potato with a penis....... .....a dictator

Dixxxxxx

Montgomery, AL, USA

I believe in equal effort: I show up cute, you show up generous.

Jexxxxxx

Huntington Beach, CA, USA

Sugar daddies are like WiFi — I just need a strong connection

mexxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

If confidence was illegal, I’d be serving a life sentence right now

roxxxxxx

Lincoln, NE, USA

What does a sugar baby use to scrub her dishes? A scrub daddy. LOL

jexxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

bixxxxxx

Haymarket, VA, USA

I told my sugar daddy I needed space… so he bought me a planet.

prxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush....

mixxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

what do you blow to make all your wishes come true? a sugar daddy lol

asxxxxxx

Auburn Hills, MI, USA

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they dont have the guts.

Jexxxxxx

Odessa, TX, USA

What did the banana tell the vibrator "What are you shaking for they're about to eat me"

sixxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Once you go Asian...........you don't go Caucasian!

maxxxxxx

Flaxville, MT, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was scared.

loxxxxxx

East Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Hard work is cute! But? Sugar daddy is cuter All sugar no daddy

nixxxxxx

Södertälje, AB, SWE

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

How does a sugar daddy do math? He adds dinner dates, subtracts emotional baggage, divides the check, and multiplies the adventures!

Taxxxxxx

Salamanca, NY, USA

Why did the Mexican take his wife to the falls? Tequila