FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

Why do sugar daddies love cloud storage? Because they're always on cloud nine with their sugar babies!

Wixxxxxx

Brandon, FL, USA

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

taxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

A new rich guy asks a gym trainer what machine will make me attractive to young women, the trainer points to the ATM machine. ;)

Goxxxxxx

Melville, NY, USA

What did the guy with five penis's say?? His pants fit like a glove!!!!!

Txxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Everyone wants a Sugar Daddy until Daddy wants Sugar. And at that moment everyone becomes celibate

Grxxxxxx

Adona, AR, USA

My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was. I gave her $10,000 to never ask me that again.

Juxxxxxx

Elizabeth, NJ, USA

I just found out what a Splenda Daddy is...A man that wants to be a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off....

luxxxxxx

Budgewoi, NSW, AUS

what do you call a SugarDaddy that has fallen in love with a girl? A Candy Crush x

Naxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do you call a poor man looking for a sugar baby? A sugar-free daddy."

Brxxxxxx

Douglas, NE, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

xoxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? . A $100 bill...

NOxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

I prefer that my partner have humility. I detest arrogance and haughtiness. My entire life I have had to contend with the conceit and arrogance of selfish people. Perhaps I am shooting for the moon here but I desire that my woman have a certain demure and gentile demeanor about her. A graceful composure that projects certainty and confidence. I conversely appreciate a forward and salty personality that will keep me honest. I want her to be like iron in a forge where ...

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Spxxxxxx

Springfield Central, QLD, AUS

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila. Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training. Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

moxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I want a girlfriend work out partner too try something new and fun with, and go shop and spend my savings with. Jk

Gmxxxxxx

Portola Valley, CA, USA

I would not join a country club that would accept me as a member

daxxxxxx

Wayne, MI, USA

"Life is alot like a penis" Simple soft,straight, relaxed and hanging freely then a woman makes it hard

kaxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal

wixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

Paxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

the servant waits while the master....baits ..

Haxxxxxx

Hanford, CA, USA

Knock knock? Who's there? figs! Figs who? Figs your notification SETTINGS so that when I send you a message you actually respond in a timely manner. LOL