FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

lexxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I don’t chase...unless it’s after brunch mimosas!!

lexxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, just one with good taste and great credit.

Anxxxxxx

Sevenoaks, KEN, GBR

Warning: I cause generosity. Side effects may include spoiling me.

jexxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

My sugar daddy asked what I wanted for Christmas. I said ‘financial stability.’ He said, ‘Let’s stick to gifts under $100

hexxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring sunglasses to the date? Because she knew the conversation — and the gifts — were gonna be bright.

Goxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

I don’t need a knight in shining armor… just one with good Wi-Fi and great taste.

lixxxxxx

Abilene, TX, USA

Most adults still read # as pound. And women turn around and name a feminist movement #metoo

VMxxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

Why did the sugar go to the party? Because it knew it would sweeten the mood!

Saxxxxxx

Mexico City, CMX, MEX

Tu belleza se refleja en la piel. (en la piel de tu billetera) jajajajajaja

Kixxxxxx

Solapur, MH, IND

Why did the sugar baby break up with the bank teller sugar daddy? He had all the assets, but he just couldn't commit any interest!

Yoxxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

– Natasha, ligger du mer Jurij för kärlekens skull eller för pengarna? – Klart det är kärleken, inte kallar du 100 rubel för pengar!

doxxxxxx

Aaronsburg, PA, USA

"My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day" .....So I Went Home ;)

raxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Life is sweet when youre cane-do attitude! I am feeling berry sweet today

suxxxxxx

Imphal, MN, IND

Looking for someone sweeter than my morning chai. Sugar optional, vibes mandatory

akxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.

dixxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with the banker? He said her "allowance" was an "unnecessary expense" in his budget!

kaxxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

“My sugar baby said she’s low-maintenance… Then sent me a wishlist that needed its own ZIP code.”

Ivxxxxxx

Hawaiian Gardens, CA, USA

What does a chicken tender and I have in common? We both strip lol

imxxxxxx

Fishers, IN, USA

I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to bring the film. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward. I just burned 1200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher said no tables allowed!

swxxxxxx

Dalton, GA, USA

You know what they say in the south lil bitta sugar and spice and everything nice