FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Shxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

You remind me of my pinky toe, because sooner or later, I'm going to bang you on my furniture.

maxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Why was the skeleton to scared to ask someone out for prom? Because he didn't have the guts to do it. That was actually not funny :/..

arxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Knock knock who's there? Your favorite sugar baby .

akxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Are you sugar? Because everyone warns me too much of you is bad… but I still want more.

daxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

like my relationships like I like my coffee... strong, warm, and wonderfully sweet

prxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Life is sweet when you’re cane-do attitude! Have a sugar rush kind of day!

pexxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

What is a difference between mosquito and me. . . . Even if you slap me I would not stop eating you.

caxxxxxx

Ashburn, VA, USA

Why is Santa's sack always full? He only comes once a year

Arxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

My name must be honey, because you're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."

bmxxxxxx

Cherry Hill, NJ, USA

What did the shy pebble want more than anthing else in the world...... To be a little boulder.

Duxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A Candy Crush.

alxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What's smarter than a talking parrot?? A spelling bee

swxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

*Why did the jellybean go to school?* Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

svxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

what was 8 afraid of 10, because it was in the middle of 9/11

Inxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Do you know why is called sugar dating: Because girls were eating sugar candies when the guy was dating.

jaxxxxxx

La Jolla, CA, USA

They say sugar’s addictive I guess you are here to find that out.

sxxxxxxx

Cumberland, MD, USA

•What do you call a sugar daddy who falls in love with his sugar baby? ~Candy Crush •What do you blow to make a wish? ~a sugar daddy

lixxxxxx

Somers, WI, USA

Why do rogues always wear leather armor? Because it's made of HIDE!

Luxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why was the sugar cube so good at interviews? It always gave sweet answers.

soxxxxxx

St. John's, NL, CAN

What kind of music do they play in a park? Swing music