FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

buxxxxxx

Lutz, FL, USA

I’m basically 50% coffee, 50% sugar, and 100% trouble

Suxxxxxx

Bellevue, WA, USA

You bring the sugar , i'll bring the charm, and together we'll be completely irresistible

Myxxxxxx

Leon, WV, USA

“I’m not high maintenance, I’m just properly maintained.”

Poxxxxxx

Philadelphia, NY, USA

Knock Knock Who is there - you Why? Why who? -you Why dont you want to come find out ;)

CIxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Can you get diabetes from a good sugar daddy? I'm down to risk it;)

lixxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!

rExxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

I don’t sugarcoat things — unless it’s dessert They say money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy experiences that make us both smile.

paxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it couldn’t dissolve its feelings!

mixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why don’t sugar daddies ever get lost? (Because they always follow their sweet tooth!) I’m like sugar — best enjoyed with a little attention and care. They say sugar makes everything better… I say a little generosity helps too! Some call it sugar, I call it selective generosity. Life’s short — let’s make it sweet… but only if you keep up. I like my sugar like I like my attention — consistent and a little extra.

daxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot

Daxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

I asked my sugar daddy for a pony. He bought me a My Little Pony... I guess that’s sweet, but not quite what I meant!”�“It’s all fun and games until your daddy wants some sugar!

sixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

I'm on a 30-day diet. So far, I've lost 15 days. A married man was having an affair and awoke late in his secretary's bed. To cover his tracks, he had her rub his shoes through the grass and dirt before going home. When his wife confronted him about his whereabouts, she looked at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

Kaxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

“If confidence was a crime, you’d be on the Most Wanted list.” You’re lucky you’re cute, because your logic… hmm, let’s just say it needs Jesus" What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.

Asxxxxxx

Udaipur, RJ, IND

You brew me crazy! They always stick together! Give it a little stir of encouragement!

bexxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

* What does a robot do after sex? -Hey Nuts & Bolts how are you holding? *Why did the scarecrow win an award? -He was outstanding in his field 24/7.

Naxxxxxx

Breuil-le-Vert, HDF, FRA

— Pourquoi les sugar daddies aiment tant les sucreries ? — Parce qu’ils savent que le sucre, ça attire les bébés… sugar babies !

Caxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

What do you call someone who puts sugar in their bed? A sweet dreamer!

NAxxxxxx

Temecula, CA, USA

Looking for something sweet? Lucky you - I'm sugar without the crash!

Baxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

Knock knock! Who there's? The most gorgeous girl

Goxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already.