FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

pixxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

What did the lollipop say to the jawbreaker? “You crack me up!”

Syxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

How do sugar daddies stay cool? They carry peppermint-flavored mints.

GGxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Don't be fooled by my age, my back is definitely 80 years old! jk

Cexxxxxx

Lebanon, OH, USA

Why don’t sugar cubes ever get into fights? They always dissolve the tension. :)

Mexxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

Why did the sugarbaby bring a ladder to her date? Because her daddy said he wanted to spoil her on another level! aha !

Lexxxxxx

Saint Paul, MN, USA

Whats soft and smooth and bald as a baby, but is long, hard and hairy as an adult? --- A forearm.

saxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Sure, I like shiny things and spoiling… but what I really love is the look on your face when you realize I’m the best investment you’ve ever made

jixxxxxx

Rancho Santa Fe, CA, USA

I'm literally sugar since my last name is sugar in spanish (: come see my sweet side

suxxxxxx

Erie, PA, USA

Why did the scarecrow become a sugar daddy? He was outstanding in his field! hehe

Lexxxxxx

Atherton, CA, USA

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, with a little bit of sugar on top!

Blxxxxxx

Portsmouth, VA, USA

What did the penny say to the bill? Bill, you dont make cents

Pexxxxxx

NC, USA

what happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson on his bottom? You hit Rock Bottom - lol

krxxxxxx

Sidney, MT, USA

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

Raxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for one!"

vexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted to “level up” their relationship!

dixxxxxx

Hicksville, NY, USA

Why'd do the chicken cross the road because it was to chicken not to

Texxxxxx

Florence, SC, USA

Why did the candy couple break up? Different flavors, same old drama!

Kixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?... BeCAAAWWWS :)

fexxxxxx

Paterson, NJ, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your location is always at the mall!

adxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi :P....