FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Mxxxxxxx

Rio de Janeiro, RJ, BRA

Por que o açúcar foi convidado para a festa? Porque ele sempre deixa tudo mais gostoso e divertido! O que o açúcar disse para o chocolate? Eu e caráter juntos, somos uma dupla imbatível! Não sou princesa, mas vou te encantar até sem sapato

prxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush

Quxxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the sugar daddy was high class!

loxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me...

mixxxxxx

Lake Mary, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to his date? Because he heard the key to a sweet relationship is always reaching new heights!

mixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What does the DJ put on her eyes? Think about it Mascara...

drxxxxxx

Yuma, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? Because she said she wanted a "sweet" relationship, but all he offered was "sugar!"

Luxxxxxx

Lund, Skåne, SWE

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the relationship was going to be on another level!

kaxxxxxx

Hyattsville, MD, USA

What do you call a daddy with no money? Bitter haha

Vixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!

jaxxxxxx

Galveston, TX, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a fight? LEAVE ME A LOAN

maxxxxxx

Wilmington, NC, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80's music..... Girls just wanna have funds

klxxxxxx

Rapid City, SD, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy your only friends with? A pay pal

mexxxxxx

Waldorf, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? Because she heard the allowance was going up! ;)

nixxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and resale it.

Jexxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die… and I’d love to be plugged in all night.

krxxxxxx

Benton, AR, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she heard he was a high-value man!

anxxxxxx

Bluffton, IN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy start a bakery? So he could roll in the dough and make life sweet!

puxxxxxx

Waterbury, CT, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the daddy was on another level.

roxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the sugar baby refuse to play hide and seek? Because good sugar is never hard to find!