FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Blxxxxxx

Martin, TN, USA

I asked my sugar daddy for something with diamonds… so he bought me a deck of cards.

erxxxxxx

Coolville, OH, USA

I know I don't sell fries but maybe we should ketchup sometime!

Chxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind i'm still working on that one

kixxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Are you sugar? Because lifes sweeter with you. ^-^

baxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Pourquoi les bonbons ne vont jamais à l’école ? Parce qu’ils ont peur de se faire coller !

baxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Pourquoi les bonbons ne vont jamais à l’école ? Parce qu’ils ont peur de se faire coller !

kixxxxxx

Chatham, NY, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

emxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no sugar? A Splenda daddy lol jkjk

Brxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why do I like my sugar daddies like my coffee? Strong, sweet, and keeping me up all night.

sexxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered "They're right behind you"

KOxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

A beautiful lion trainer had tamed lions under such control, they could take a lump of sugar from her lips on command!. When a man sitting in the back row yelled - 'I can do that!', the owner came and asked him to try?.. The man replied - 'Certainly, but first, get those pesky lions out of there!'.

Bexxxxxx

Auburn, CA, USA

Reach out baby, I dont bite (unless you want me to ;))

Naxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Q: Why does a duck have feathers? A: To cover his buttquack!

Kaxxxxxx

Oslo, Oslo County, NOR

What did the sugar say to the coffee? “You make me feel so stirred up!”

asxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it couldn’t cope without getting stirred up!

haxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

buxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

What do you call a ghost fav berry? A BOO-berry!!!

Fuxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Any cheesy jokes/puns/dad jokes are fun! Why did the pepper need a coat? Because it's a little chili!

Soxxxxxx

Woodlesford, LDS, GBR

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the date? To make sure the chemistry added up and the math made sense.

Spxxxxxx

North Charleston, SC, USA

Why Are Pirates Called Pirates? They Just ARRRR!!!