FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Emxxxxxx

Largo, FL, USA

Q: What is a sugar babies favorite kind of tea? A: Generousi-tea

hoxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

I am a lightweight, so you may only have to buy me 2 drinks

kyxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Why can't dinosaurs speak? Because they are dead..

Nixxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you want to be my sugar daddy. I accept Splenda daddys too. Times are hard

aixxxxxx

Ghent, VLG, BEL

Your telling me that you want a 'sugar daddy' Without giving him the sugar

Clxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

How do sugar babies stay so sweet? They know how to “sugar-coat” any situation!

Alxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is… Glucose guardian lol

saxxxxxx

Meriden, CT, USA

Why did the old lady tie skates to her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll!! XD

toxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

What's sugar baby favorite find of exercise? RUNNING up THE CREDIT SCORE

rexxxxxx

Walker, LA, USA

Why didn't babies co.e I. The box with barbie? Because Ken didn't com in the box .

Hoxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Are broken? Coz I'm here to fix you . Lol What did densist call X-rays? Tooth pics lol

doxxxxxx

Flint, MI, USA

Whats the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? the taste.

kexxxxxx

Kapolei, HI, USA

What did the sugar baby say when offered a penny for her thoughts? “Sorry, darling, my thoughts start at a hundred dollars.”

Maxxxxxx

Weston-super-Mare, NSM, GBR

What did Paris say to the sheep Eiffel for ewe (I know it's bad)

cexxxxxx

CAP, PHL

Why did the sugar go to school? To become a little sweeter! What did one sugar cube say to the other?** “You’re sweet, but I’m a bit of a square!” **Why don’t sugar and spice get along?** Because spice always makes things a little too nice! **What do you call a sugar that’s good at math?** A cubic root! **How does sugar stay healthy?** It does lots of “sweet” exercises!

Enxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the beach?To make sweet memories.

snxxxxxx

Boulder, CO, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? ...A Gummy Bear!

baxxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw, shucks!

boxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? Bc he didn't have the guts!

Zuxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What do we call a cow with no legs?? Ground beef lol