FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Emxxxxxx

Des Moines, IA, USA

A book fell on my head.... I only have my shelf to blame..

kixxxxxx

Newport Beach, CA, USA

What did the sugar say to the tea? "You make me melt every time!"

toxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why'd the tomato turn red? Cause he saw the salad dressing!!!

moxxxxxx

Hendersonville, NC, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth?... gummy bears

ajxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I don't know any like sugar baby/sugar daddy jokes but one of my favorite jokes is: What did Tennesse? The same thing Arkansas!

plxxxxxx

Southwark, LND, GBR

A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The barman says "I'm serving Narnia!" It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites. How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now. (In a Scottish accent) What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's h...

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Myxxxxxx

Bangor, PA, USA

"Why did you look up sugar daddy on your phone?" "I thought it was a candy bar!"

Vaxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on their date? Because he wanted to spoil her on another level!

Mexxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because they wanted to spoil their partner on a whole new level

Mexxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

They say experience is priceless… but in your case, it looks like it comes with interest!

amxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? .... a sugar daddy

Taxxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the conversation was going to be *sweet* and wanted to take it to the next level!

Coxxxxxx

Richlands, QLD, AUS

Seeking one night stand. Maybe two because I have two lamps...

suxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

What did the egg says to the chicken while laying in bed ...... Well i guess we know the answer to that question !

laxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who loves to bake? (A sugar cookie)

Syxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

What's the difference between your mom three guys and a bear? Your mom can take three guys

Swxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back 4 seconds Them: So, are you seeing anyone right now? Me: Like, dating, a therapist, or hallucinations? Them: Never mind.

vixxxxxx

Aachen, NW, DEU

I’m reading a book on the history of Sugar – it’s quite a sweet read!

Zaxxxxxx

Surrey, BC, CAN

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod

KIxxxxxx

Bowling Green, KY, USA

What is a Lesbians favorite holiday?........ Easter.....(without the "s") ;-)