FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

anxxxxxx

Edinburgh, SCT, GBR

What did the sugar say to the tea? "You make me melt every time!"

prxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

In an effort to not offend and be politically correct, sugar daddy will now be glucose guardian

bexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What does indians call laughing midgets?? Mini hahas lol no that's so lame.. why is it the first thing a woman does when she wakes up it rubb her eyes?? Because she doesn't have any balls to scratch lol

goxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why did the submissive bring a ladder to the findom session? Because they heard they needed to step up their tribute game! If you think my prices are high, wait until you see my sense of humor!

lexxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map to the date? Because he wanted to show her the world—one shopping trip at a time!

Jixxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

Why did the cupcake go to the party? Because it was a berry good dancer!

urxxxxxx

Cagayan de Oro, Northern Mindanao, PHL

How did the sugar baby compliment her sugar daddy? "You must be made of sugar, because you're sweet, and you always leave me wanting more!"

Pixxxxxx

Silverdale, WA, USA

How do you weigh a millenial? .......In Instagrams

Thxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the art gallery? Because he liked to invest in “masterpieces”

Paxxxxxx

Kihei, HI, USA

I bring the island adventures, you bring the good energy. We can negotiate who chooses dessert.

prxxxxxx

Bay Shore, NY, USA

Did you hear the rumor about butter ... never mind I wouldn't want to spread it

maxxxxxx

Newberry Springs, CA, USA

Sugarbaby; where we going to eat SD. Sugardaddy; Not sure but I don't want to "Splenda" a lot of money.

nixxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? -a private tutor

unxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

They say "money can't buy happiness" , but have you ever seen a sad sugar baby?

maxxxxxx

ILS, PHL

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

aaxxxxxx

Olympia, WA, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy!

alxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Crxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you call an Italian hooker? A pasta-tute. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs. Can I watch TV? Yes, but don't turn it on. Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm? You never know how long it’ll last.

Emxxxxxx

Fleming Island, FL, USA

If diamonds are girls best friend, what is her sugar daddy? The guy that introduced them;)

maxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

What do you blow to make a wish? My sugar daddy..... will you make my wish come true?