FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Kaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the deer go to the dentist?because it had buck teeth

Caxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar go to the party? Because she was a sweet girl and wanted to make a honey of a time! :)

RAxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

What does the dog say?....."ed...ward".... Iykyk

kaxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Why do sugar babies always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw in some sweet attention!

kixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Are you my favorite candy store? Because I can’t stop coming back for something sweet. I heard sugar is bad for me, but you’re the sweetest indulgence I just can’t quit. You must be sugar because you’re making my life extra rich and oh-so-sweet. With you, it’s like dessert before dinner every day. Who needs a meal when I’ve got you? They say too much sugar is unhealthy, but with you, I think I’ll risk it.

Aixxxxxx

Whangarei, NTL, NZL

How much does a polar bear weigh??? Enough to break the ice. Hi my names Aims

Hoxxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

What do you call a cow in the summer ? Roast beef lololololol

shxxxxxx

Baldwyn, MS, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

prxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a dictionary on her first date? Because she wanted to know if her sugar daddy was "truly" generous.

Quxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

We teach girls that on their birthday they can blow a candle and make a wish. When they get older they realize it doesn't work. Most think the problem is thinking that you cant simply wish and make things come true. A sugar baby realizes that the problem is the candle.

fixxxxxx

Madison, WI, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Prxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the bank? Because she heard interest rates were going up

apxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the relationship was about to take things to the next level

mixxxxxx

Rochester, NY, USA

“Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she was ready to reach new heights!”

tixxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

What’s a sugar cube’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a sweet twist!

loxxxxxx

Saint Robert, MO, USA

why did the police officer arrest the duck?... because it was selling quack

chxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever get stressed? Because they know their sugar daddies will always pay attention!

shxxxxxx

SGP

Why don’t sugar daddies ever get cavities? Because they’ve already got enough sweetness!

Chxxxxxx

Makati City, Metro Manila, PHL

I told a sugar chemistry joke once, but it was too raw for their refined taste

DIxxxxxx

Rome, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to raise the stakes!