FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

brxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? She was too sweet, and he was watching his sugar intake!

Daxxxxxx

Abbotsford, WI, USA

How do you make a piece of tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

Taxxxxxx

DEU

"Why did the sugar daddy take up gardening? Because he wanted to grow some sweet relationships!"

kixxxxxx

Udaipur, HR, IND

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired

Doxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they were ready to take their relationship to the next level!

Caxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she was looking for someone "elevated" in life!

Tixxxxxx

Bell Block, TKI, NZL

I tried to make a sugar joke. However It was too refined

Chxxxxxx

Makati City, Metro Manila, PHL

Sugar is a great musician; it always plays the sweetest beets

loxxxxxx

St. Marys, GA, USA

"They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen a sad sugar baby?"

Zoxxxxxx

Madison, MS, USA

If you are not a sugar daddy, you are referred to as a "Splenda Daddy" and no one likes artificial sweeters LOL. I prefer actual azucar, por favor.

juxxxxxx

Greenwood Village, CO, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

juxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

What sound does a cow make when they have sex? They Mooooooaaaaannnn

Lixxxxxx

East Hampton, NY, USA

"Why did the sugar go to the party?" To sweeten up the room!

Euxxxxxx

Camas, WA, USA

I have a wide range sense of humor, but I'm a sucker for good dad jokes like this one; What's Forrest Gumps email password? "1Forrest1"

stxxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach...

Foxxxxxx

Bolton, MA, USA

Why don't skeletons fight Eachother ? They don't have the guts .

fixxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Why don’t sugar babies ever get lost? Because they always follow the money trail!

stxxxxxx

King of Prussia, PA, USA

Do you know the difference between a sugar daddy and a splenda daddy? ...

Lexxxxxx

CEB, PHL

Merong collector ng mga unusual pets ang pumasok sa Pet Shop at nakita nya ang isang ordinary looking parrot. Tinanong nya ang owner kung ano ang special sa parrot na ito. Owner: Boss, nagsasalita yan Collector: pangkaraniwan yan Owner: Boss wala syang mga paa Collector: Eh paano sya kumakapit sa swing? Owner: Boss, yung titi nya nakakapit sa swing. Collector: Aba! Very unique nga. Sige bilhin ko. At collector's home, he asked the parrot about his day C...

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Rexxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

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