FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jaxxxxxx

Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, MYS

Sugar'd touch, a sticky sweet, Unfurling limbs, a tempting treat. Warmth descends, a melting bliss, A whispered moan, a tender kiss.

Drxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

2 old men try to go to a whorehouse. The one guy says: What if they don't let us in? The other old man says: What if they do!

caxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

You remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet! "There's 26..." Oh! Right! I forgot U R A QT

wixxxxxx

Bettendorf, IA, USA

Why did the dollar bill break up with the penny? Because it found someone with more cents!

ivxxxxxx

Plainfield, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level!

Noxxxxxx

Prosper, TX, USA

Why do we call waitress waiters when we're the ones waiting

Prxxxxxx

Sandton, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the dictionary? Because it couldn't define their sweet relationship!

coxxxxxx

West Frankfort, IL, USA

What did one pussy lip say to the other pussy lip? ANSWER:We used be tight lol

Blxxxxxx

Spring, TX, USA

Why did the gingerbread man go to school? To become a smart cookie?!

Amxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar cube feel so confident at the party? Because it knew it was a sweet addition to any tea-m! Hope it brightens your day!

jexxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

Looking to spoil someone sweet—preferably with less drama and more dessert.

spxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why Didn't the Photon Pack a suit case? Because It wanted to pack light.

cixxxxxx

Goodyear, AZ, USA

I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

INxxxxxx

Saint Augustine, FL, USA

Not sb related, but what is a cat's favorite dessert? Mice cream!

xoxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the skeleton go trick or treating by himself?? Because he had no-body to go with

Swxxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

Why did the daddy always bring sugar on the dates with him????? Because he knew how to sweeten the deal Hahaha!!!

cuxxxxxx

Rockwood, TN, USA

Me... "Where are we going to eat daddy?" You... "Idk but I don't want to Splenda lotta money

Poxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What do call somebody that has no body and no nose ? No body knows..

taxxxxxx

Moreno Valley, CA, USA

knock knock , whos theres ? the sky. thank you for taking your time out

baxxxxxx

Aurora, CO, USA

What do I blow go make all my wishes come true? A suger daddy