FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Saxxxxxx

Saint Clair Shores, MI, USA

I was arrested before for assault with a deadly weapon...guy said I p*ssy whipped him lol Watch out there now young fella

baxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

"What's sweet that has a little spicy?" "Me!!" "How do you cheer up a sugar baby?" "Moneyyyyyy"

swxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

I tried to write a love letter with sugar, but it just turned out to be a sticky situation!

Moxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

"Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the date? **Because she wanted to make sure the chemistry added up!

Kaxxxxxx

Greeley, CO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Because she was too sweet for him to handle! Just a little sugar-coated joke for you! Why did the wrestler bring string to the match? To tie up his opponent! A little wrestling-themed joke to add some fun to the ring!

Maxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

smxxxxxx

Atlantic City, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar break up with the spoon? It realized it was being stirred the whole time.

moxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

2 guys are out golfing. There are two women ahead of them that are playing really slow, so the 1st guy decides to ask them if they can play through. While driving up to them, he realizes the two women are his wife and his sugar baby! He turns around without saying anything to the women and tells the 2nd guy the situation. After a few more holes the 2nd guy has had enough. He goes to talk to the women but turns around before he gets there. When he gets back he looks at...

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Nyxxxxxx

San Felipe, VS, CHL

¿Por qué el azúcar siempre está tan feliz? Porque siempre está endulzando la vida.

Flxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

What do you call fake spaghetti? "An impasta!" Lmao

tixxxxxx

Bittern Lake, AB, CAN

3 men went out to sea one day and a while on there voyage .the devil appeared to them and said if anyone of you throws some thing over board , I will look for it and if i find it then I will take your soul , but if not I will leave you alone. The first man threw a coin and the devil did retrieve the coin from the water and indeed the devil took is soul. The second guy said oh the coin was too big and he remembered he was eating rice earlier so he took a grain of...

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Grxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the fitness tracker break up with the treadmill? Because it felt like it was always running after it!

ASxxxxxx

Champaign, IL, USA

Why did the daddy always bring candy on their dates? Because he knew how to sweeten a deal!

Mixxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Why do ducks have tail feathers. To cover their butt quacks

baxxxxxx

Campbellfield, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy give his sugar baby a blank check? Because her smile is priceless, but her wishlist isn’t!

BAxxxxxx

Fall Branch, TN, USA

When it's not your birthday, what do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

Luxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Mils on wheels

buxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Why is a math book sad? Because it had to many problems

mmxxxxxx

North Hollywood, CA, USA

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they laced them with, but I can't stop tripping.

anxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

ewly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."