FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Saxxxxxx

Calabasas, CA, USA

-What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite kind of math? Adding zeros to the bank account. -Why did the sugar baby break up with their sugar daddy? Because they said, "It’s not you, it’s your credit limit." -Why did the sugar baby get into yoga? To master the art of "flexing" without breaking the bank! What did the sugar daddy say when his sugar baby asked for a new purse? "I’ll buy you a purse, but only if you promise to carry my heart in it."

vixxxxxx

Phenix City, AL, USA

Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Because her lipstick! Lmao

emxxxxxx

Kobenhavn SV, Capital Region, DNK

Got it! Here’s a cheeky sugar daddy joke: Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? Because she stopped being sweet and started acting salty!

Caxxxxxx

Atteridgeville, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because she was acting too salty!

SHxxxxxx

Hamilton, WKO, NZL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

lexxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What's a sugar babys favorite type of exercise? Cardio. Because they're always running to the bank.

loxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

In efforts to make this sound kind and politically correct "sugar daddy" will from now on be renamed "glucose gurdian"

Sexxxxxx

Olathe, KS, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? to see me. .

bbxxxxxx

Garstang, LAN, GBR

Are you a parking ticket because you be looking fineee

Bexxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

Are you a credit card? Because every time I think of you, I feel charged with excitement!

Quxxxxxx

Davenport, FL, USA

What’s A Sugar Baby’s Favorite Type Of Exercise? Cardio. Because They’re Always Running To The Bank!

cexxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

I'm at the age where i can date you or your daddy!!

dexxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

A physicist, a chemist, a billionaire, and the billionaire's sugar baby gets stranded on a desert island and all they have to eat is tinned caviar. Unfortunately, they don't have the key that's needed to open the caviar tins. The physicist says, I know how to get the caviar. All we need is the right size and shape rocks and I can arrange a tool to properly open the cans without spilling the caviar. So everyone hunts around the island to find the right size and s...

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sixxxxxx

Pasig, Central Luzon, PHL

You can't choose your own dad but you can choose your sugar daddy

lixxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

caxxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Luxxxxxx

Elkton, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? She heard her date was loaded and wanted to climb to new heights!

Moxxxxxx

Kissimmee, FL, USA

I didn't choose the rich life, the rich life chose me (and my credit card debt).

Moxxxxxx

Kissimmee, FL, USA

My bank account has the richest sense of humor....

sixxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

A unique refined sugar that you don't want to mess,a sweet honey that you can't stop to leak..