FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Trxxxxxx

Janesville, WI, USA

I just can't go outside when it's raining. Totally made of sugar. Top to bottom. I will melt. Lol

hoxxxxxx

Santa Ana, CA, USA

Sounds like you’re sweet enough already—but maybe you’re just looking for someone to match your flavor!

Joxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Hard work is cute and all, but Sugardaddys are much cuter!!!

SUxxxxxx

Peru, IN, USA

Are you made of sugar? Because every time I see you, my day gets a little sweeter!

jvxxxxxx

Kahului, HI, USA

one of my favorites is: what's a cats favorite color? purr-ple!

Rexxxxxx

Beaumont, CA, USA

Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Cause he only cums once a year and it's down a chimney haha

Saxxxxxx

Naples, FL, USA

What do u call a cow with no legs? Answer: ground beef

rexxxxxx

Wildwood, FL, USA

I love dad jokes and mom jokes, my sense of humor may be broken.

anxxxxxx

Absecon, NJ, USA

What caused the bicycle to collapse. Because it was too tired

raxxxxxx

Acoma Pueblo, NM, USA

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite kind of gift to give? The kind that comes with strings attached... but only in the bedroom!

raxxxxxx

Acoma Pueblo, NM, USA

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite kind of gift to give? The kind that comes with strings attached... but only in the bedroom!

dixxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

My favorite dad joke: what car has the best style? A VolkSWAGgen

Sixxxxxx

Leander, TX, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

acxxxxxx

Corby, NTH, GBR

Here's a dirty one. What is 6.9? I good thing ruined by a period

maxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Are you a sugar daddy or just a really generous life coach? Either way, I’m ready for the lessons… and the spoiling!

Quxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I told my sugar daddy I wanted something that sparkles. He handed me his Amex and said, 'Go light up the world.' My sugar daddy asked if I loved him for his money. I said, 'No, of course not. It’s your private jet. The money’s just a bonus.' Dating a sugar daddy is like having a financial advisor. Except his advice always starts with, 'Get whatever you want, babe.' I told my sugar daddy I needed emotional support. So he bought me a therapist… and a Louis Vuitton ba...

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ddxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

A SB should always go for the wolf type Daddy He can see you better my dear He can hear you better my dear and above all he can EAT you Better.. my Dear LMFAO.. !!

pexxxxxx

Fishers, IN, USA

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

sexxxxxx

Sunrise, FL, USA

Why are sugar daddies better than bankers? Because they know the real interest is personal.

arxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What your favorite chocolate:Me thicker like snicker