FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

esxxxxxx

Fairfax, VA, USA

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places

Yexxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

What's a sugar daddy's favorite exercise? Running up his credit card bill!

thxxxxxx

Hallandale, FL, USA

What Did TheeBaybee Say To Daddy After They Cuddled Allllll Weekend??? !!Just Give Me My Money !!!! (Little Baby Voice)

Naxxxxxx

Conway, AR, USA

What kind of pants does a medium wear? A paranormal pants!

doxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow? So he would have sweet dreams

quxxxxxx

Abram, WGN, GBR

What did the sugar cube say to the tea? Without me you are just a bitter leaf

Ryxxxxxx

Monroe, WI, USA

How did dairy queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap its whopper.

Cuxxxxxx

Shreveport, LA, USA

How many 0's does it take to get a hold of me? 2? 3? 4 maybe 5?

brxxxxxx

Glassboro, NJ, USA

I wanna show you we can have FUN!! No matter the age ‍ come here daddy

Moxxxxxx

Victorville, CA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

jbxxxxxx

Durham, NC, USA

I'm sassy, classy, and a bit smart assy, please be a gentleman don't ask me if I'm nasty. Prove to me I'm baby you might just be daddy

Buxxxxxx

Decatur, GA, USA

Who hungry ...I'm hungry .........hi hungry I'm dad

Vixxxxxx

MCO

Why don’t secrets last long in a relationship? Because good things always come out… eventually!

baxxxxxx

Saint Catherine, JAM

You may be old enough to be my dad, but am not too old to be your sugar baby

Erxxxxxx

Provo, UT, USA

When I was staring to learn English I said Globoon in please balloon beacuse in Spanish Ballon is Globo so I combined two words hahah

Anxxxxxx

Lexington, KY, USA

Some say I act like a African bride , why? Because I don't smile until there's enough money thrown on me.

PIxxxxxx

Invercargill, STL, NZL

What did the kiwi say to the aussie? Get some kiwi in ya

Maxxxxxx

Middletown, NJ, USA

A man who pretends to be rich to attract pretty woman is not a sugar daddy, he is An Artificial Sweetener

nuxxxxxx

Nottingham, NGM, GBR

Do you have a name or can I call you daddy Knock knock Who's there Ice cream Ice-cream who Ice cream all night if you're lucky

Loxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!