FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Swxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

They call me sweetie because I make your day sweeter..

Haxxxxxx

Hyattsville, MD, USA

1.Why did the sugar break up with the candy? Because it found someone sweeter!

Soxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I’m not saying I’m high maintenance, but I do prefer my coffee like I prefer my company— strong and expensive!

Shxxxxxx

Roanoke, VA, USA

What's the difference between your daddy & mine? Only about $500,000!! (Bahahaha)

mixxxxxx

Three Rivers, MI, USA

Are you a baker cause u got the bread! Are you hot cause your heating me up XD

kixxxxxx

Atlantic Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a man without money? Ans: We don't call him lol

cuxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

I hope your not diabetic because I have to much sugar to offer.... sorry in advance lol

ebxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

You wanna know why they call me an Oreo ? It's because I'm black but act like a suburban white girl..

nixxxxxx

Brentwood, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on the date? Because she heard her sugar daddy was on a whole new level!

PRxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Caxxxxxx

Calumet City, IL, USA

• Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Snxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

What room can a ghost not go in ? A living room hahaha

hexxxxxx

Bowling Green, OH, USA

Knock knock! Who's there? Lacy! Lacy who? Lacy see me rolllinnnnn

Maxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim!

anxxxxxx

Bloomfield, IN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his date at the dinner table She said he was too rich for her taste Oh my goodness I know that was so lame but I giggled a little and I hope you did as well

roxxxxxx

Battle Creek, MI, USA

What is the difference between a Margarita and most men? A margarita has the spot every time LMFAO

prxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to raise the stakes! LOL

kaxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

Not very a making joke type of person lol but here are some I can think of! Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "bitter" and wanted to work through some "sweet" emotions! Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!

Laxxxxxx

Tarragona, ESP

I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.

mixxxxxx

Cicero, IL, USA

My soft side