FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Shxxxxxx

Grovetown, GA, USA

I only know one joke about a pencil… But it’s pointless.

Brxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? Because it was TWO TIRED

joxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair?...Meals on wheels... (sorry lol)

Bexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What's happens to sugar when it gets wet ? It melts !!!

VExxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level!

Kaxxxxxx

Queenstown, OTA, NZL

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

hixxxxxx

Daet, Bicol, PHL

What did the sugar say to the coffee? "You’re brew-tiful just the way you are!"

Texxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Pour some sugar on meee!! Pour your sugar on meee in the name of love!!! Lmao

crxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Love a good movie quote game " ah man, I might as well have been goin' around postin' flyers"

lyxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? 'Because she was to sweet'

RExxxxxx

Naperville, IL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the baker? He felt like he was just another dough-nation!

shxxxxxx

Saint Paul, MN, USA

Honestly being a virgin sugar baby I don't know any however I'm very interested in love to laugh!!!

asxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

What do you call it when a SD likes you? A candy crush (lol lame I know)

lyxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Here's a fun one: Why did the sugar daddy carry a photo of his wallet?

Rexxxxxx

Stony Brook, NY, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

cuxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she had high expectations!

Texxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

How do you make a tissue dance put a little boogie in it

Etxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!

rexxxxxx

San Jose, Metro Manila, PHL

What did the sugar tells to coffee?? " You're Always bitter but i'm here to sweeten you up"

mrxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Why did the sugar cube break up with the salt shaker? Because it found someone sweeter!