FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Mixxxxxx

Alicante, ESP

When people thinks he is my father or my grandpa, that makes me to laugh a lot!

Lexxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

What's a sugar daddy with no money? A splendid daddy

Laxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

My butt with make each day of yours a little brighter

fuxxxxxx

Kelowna, BC, CAN

My toxic trait is thinking dessert, shopping, and vacations can solve almost anything

Ioxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Roses are red, Violets are blue dont plat with my time because i will ghost you

pexxxxxx

Macomb, MI, USA

I don't know any unfortunately...but, that doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor. Laughing is the best medicine.

Nixxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

imxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I'm a good girl and I'm your good girl daddy yes daddy ima listen

jExxxxxx

Melrose, MA, USA

I don't understand sarcasm therefore often miss jokes

1bxxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

In an effort to be politically correct and not offend anyone, SD will now be referred to as a Glucose Guardian

HSxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! lol, Sorry if that was Lame to you. Cause, It was Momentarily Hilarious to me!

elxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

There's Sugar Daddies... and then there's Splenda Daddies.

prxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

wanna know how you're like a banana? you're appealing! (I'm terrible at telling jokes lol)

ruxxxxxx

Acampo, CA, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef! Very cringy I know

QIxxxxxx

Sandakan, Sabah, MYS

find sugar daddy if you love me you can chat me now

irxxxxxx

Betchworth, SRY, GBR

A man walks into a bar and asked the Barman if he could have the Wi-Fi code, the Bowman says, you need to buy a drink first, the man says okay can I have a beer Please? Bartender serves a beer and the man says can I have the Wi-Fi code please, the Bowman says it's you need to buy a drink first.

Nixxxxxx

Valenzuela, Metro Manila, PHL

why did Adele cross the road? to say hello from the other side.

Joxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Only the right sugar daddy will get all this sugar I can give

laxxxxxx

Pitcairn, PA, USA

Smooches to all of you handsome men. Don't be shy!!!!

Shxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Ok so, why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery twice in one day? Because he heard they had an arrangement to provide him with extra sweet treats..