FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I'm the sugar that never dissolves when you put sugar in coffee

bexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with a platonic relationship? Drumroll please... A Paypal

thxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

I got some sugar for your tea ;) sorry thats all i could think of hehe.

suxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

How do you make tissue dance?? You have to put "a little boogie" in it !

maxxxxxx

Var, FRA

Quelle est la chose la plus sucré qui peut ce faire sucré ? Une carie ( Je sais c'est absolument pas drôle, j'ai pleins de blague mais le sucre faut pas deconné XD)

soxxxxxx

Henrico, VA, USA

What do dentists call their x-rays? .......Tooth pics

doxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

I want to delete my navigation app so I van get lost in your eyes ;)

Mixxxxxx

Kawasaki, Kanagawa, JPN

"Oh , we don't need any help, love and support..." Said no Single Mom ever! ;)

joxxxxxx

Moonachie, NJ, USA

Are you from Jamaica? Cause.. Jamaican me crazy.. Yeah that's all I have LOL

MExxxxxx

Bangor, GWN, GBR

So what do you call a cow who's just had a calf? De-calffeinated. I have more but I will only share my 'dad' jokes with those who are looking for a good laugh at terrible jokes.

koxxxxxx

Petaluma, CA, USA

Lmao ummmmmm, you? Lol I don't know but I'm sure I can make you laugh on the phone :)

cyxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Does it taste as sweet as me or as bitter as your ex wife

Bixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Hay sugar daddy where are you Sugar daddy:On my way what's up Sugar Baby :let's play hide and seek and see what you find when you get here

snxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

I have all the sugar for you baby come test the sweetness

Sbxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

MHow does a sugar baby like their coffee? Sweet, strong and rich, just like their sugar daddy!

swxxxxxx

Muncie, IN, USA

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

nixxxxxx

Bixby, OK, USA

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

baxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why didn't the skeleton went to the ball? Because he doesn't have anyone to go with

swxxxxxx

Saint Charles, MO, USA

Start your day with a little sugar, low in calories but sweet enough to lift your spirits.

lexxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

SPLENDA DADDY - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.