FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Mixxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

"That's not my tea to be putting sugar in" Meaning That's Not My Business

shxxxxxx

Ho Chi Minh City, SG, VNM

Why did the chicken cross the road.. idk but it's okk

Yexxxxxx

Kernersville, NC, USA

Your always told you can't have your cake and eat it too but what's the point of cake or any thing sweet if you can't enjoy it,I'm like The cake you get to have and eat too . The best things in life comes to those who take not wait

emxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What is the scariest thing to stand on in the middle of the night?? Someone else is foot if you live alone.

fexxxxxx

Gustavo Adolfo Madero, CMX, MEX

Me gustaría que me apoyaran con mis estudios para seguirme preparando

Rixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."

elxxxxxx

Durham, DUR, GBR

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan Hehe

luxxxxxx

Independence, MO, USA

Why aren't koalas bears? Because they don't have the proper Koalafications.

jaxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again?

Ohxxxxxx

Sidney, OH, USA

I wish I could turn into a clit for the day so no one could find me.

Loxxxxxx

PAM, PHL

Them already wake up Me: starting to sleep lol haha

goxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

It ain't tricking if you got it ..................

YAxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

If you had one wish what would it be? Tell Santa What you want for Christmas :-)

Adxxxxxx

Costa Mesa, CA, USA

What does a horse say? "Haaaaay!" Sorry, it's a cheesy Dad joke.

buxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Shopping,money with alot of adventure and laughin, enjoying each other

yoxxxxxx

Cabo San Lucas, BCS, MEX

what do you expect from latinas here? sugar, spice and everything nice

MAxxxxxx

Sierra Vista, AZ, USA

Anything Lol Just Wunna Have Funn JUST TRYNNA MAKE MONEY

laxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Yes Ma'am is the only right answer. What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls for a girl? Candy Crush. We teach girls that on their birthday they can blow a candle and make a wish. When they get older they realize it doesn't work. Most think the problem is thinking that you cant simply wish and make things come true. A sugar baby realizes that the problem is the candle.

Erxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

You tell me your favorite friendly sugar joke! I'll tell you whether it is sweet, or rotten.

Spxxxxxx

Goldsboro, NC, USA

I don't know many jokes. Why don't you tell me some?