FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Azxxxxxx

Smithfield, RI, USA

"Don't ask for my number unless you tryna be my sugar daddy. I'll accept Splenda daddies too cause times is hard I understand!" -unknown

kexxxxxx

Vienna, Vienna, AUT

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the sugar factory? Because he wanted to reach new heights of sweetness!

hoxxxxxx

Birchington, KEN, GBR

I'm so sweet I'll make your eyes pop xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dexxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Today, while having sex with my wife, I felt guilty...it's felt like I was cheating on my sugar baby..... -Sugar Daddy from Reddit

thxxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

Satan is my sugar daddy, I'm just kidding it's you baby.

goxxxxxx

Columbia, TN, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard her sugar daddy was a high roller!

fexxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Q: Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? A: Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.

laxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What do building eat when their breath stinks? Apart-mints!

Kexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Peek a boo I see you Ring around the rosy Lover lover chicken lover .!

Prxxxxxx

Hemet, CA, USA

What do you call a Psychic, little person who escaped from jail? A Small, Medium at Large

Yexxxxxx

Iloilo City, Western Visayas, PHL

A sugar baby asks her sugar daddy, "Honey, can you buy me a new car my current one keeps breaking down." The sugar daddy pots her hand. "Sweetheart, that's not your car breaking down that's just your age catching up to mine."

sxxxxxxx

Huntington, WV, USA

lmk if youre interested in seeing my new menus:)))) 304/207/4522. i always respond!

bbxxxxxx

McDonough, GA, USA

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you.

lyxxxxxx

Altha, FL, USA

Hope you've Gchat so that we get in touch and get to know each other

saxxxxxx

Dublin, Leinster, IRL

i love someone who can make me laugh and i can do the same for you ;)

yaxxxxxx

Warner Robins, GA, USA

If your sugar levels low I have some chocolate for you :)

MExxxxxx

Richmond Hill, GA, USA

Why did Santa get punched by the man next boor? Because he called his wife a ho,ho,ho

anxxxxxx

Farmersville, TX, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.... and my blood sugar is low

roxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

always they tell men not to rush on women because the beautiful ones are not yet born. So when are they coming from when the ugly ones refuse to die lol

maxxxxxx

Riverhead, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A Splenda daddy!