FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Peterborough, PTE, GBR

Send me your bank details amazing amazing what gift do you need or wamt

Ebxxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you're trying to be my sugar daddy.... I'll also accept Splenda daddy's because times are hard

bmxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MI, USA

Never top your drink off with salt could make your mood sour top it off with sugar I promise you will have more power

loxxxxxx

Almere Haven, FL, NLD

sorry guys! i am not real, just so you know i wasn't going to make fun of you guys i was just interested peeking on this site and yes i am infact 19 that is not a lie, hope you guys find someone! lots of love, Anna from The Netherlands

mexxxxxx

Richardson, TX, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

haxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

You know what they say about big feet right? Big socks... hehe

kkxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

If you want a woman to stay happy just give her what she wants so she can suck you how you want lmfaooo

Dexxxxxx

Palm Springs, CA, USA

A beautiful 19-year old sugar baby shows up at the door of an 80-year old sugar daddy. The vivacious girl hugs him and exclaims "Let's run upstairs and have great sex!" The SD replies "At my age it's one or the other."

jaxxxxxx

Laurinburg, NC, USA

I would love somebody who can send me money before and after we meet

yexxxxxx

Jersey City, NJ, USA

Why did the man who pretended to be rich to attract pretty, young women turn out to be an artificial sweetener? Because he wasn’t a real “Sugar Daddy”! He was just a sweet imposter!

xsxxxxxx

Drayton Valley, AB, CAN

I'll be your sugar and you can be my daddy ? lol :)

kaxxxxxx

Lee's Summit, MO, USA

What's the best part about old age? It doesn't last very long. What do tofu and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes

saxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I don't find any jokes about my sugar because I will protect what's mine at all cost :)

Jexxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I want to start off as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, Go to the most expensive clubs and find me a sugar baby, Give her a Ferrari, and an apartment in Cocoa cabana, An apartment in Paris, a jet to travel all over Europe, An infinite Visa card and all the wild bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher shocked and not knowing ...

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Rexxxxxx

Dublin, Leinster, IRL

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

lixxxxxx

Oakland, CA, USA

I like my coffee with diamonds and a little bit of gold ;)

Anxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on their date? Because they heard their sugar daddy wanted some "high" maintenance!

chxxxxxx

Beech Island, SC, USA

no joke. i'm the sweet sugar you need in life. sweet sugar that keep you moving happy and healthy.

Prxxxxxx

Fort Wayne, IN, USA

Money doesn't impress me. Giving it to me does. hahahahehe

adxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date with the sugar daddy? Because she heard he liked a little "climb" to the top of sweetness!