FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

ocxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?... Well… You can't hear an enzyme!

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-05-01: [UNVAXXED] [SPERM] [IS] [THE] [NEW] [Bitcoin!?] LOL SINCE My REVEAL, The CURRENT DEMAND For *My SERVICES* Has Been EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING WAY Beyond My WILDEST DREAMS! LOL I Grew Up Surrounded By Women & Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (VIRTUALLY) @Home? LOL BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK ...

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Shxxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

Sugar come In All Shades Like Humans ! Dark brown Light brown Powder sugar & I Never turned not one down :)

Sexxxxxx

New Richmond, WI, USA

Not looking for a Splenda daddy, sugar only. Thanks.

lexxxxxx

Aarau, AG, CHE

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the cemetery? Because even in death, he wanted to make sure she was financially taken care of!

scxxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Chxxxxxx

Te Aroha, WKO, NZL

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when ...

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cexxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Accepting applications for a Glucose Guardian? Splenda Daddy's no need to apply.

Nuxxxxxx

Casa Grande, AZ, USA

What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Nuxxxxxx

Casa Grande, AZ, USA

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

Sexxxxxx

Destin, FL, USA

Bear and a rabbit are taking a shit out in the woods. Bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? The rabbit says, "No". So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Chxxxxxx

Stockbridge, GA, USA

I would love to hear jokes and add them to my favorites here

jexxxxxx

Bogotá, DC, COL

Que sea demasiado cariñoso y amable en todo el sentido de la palabra

whxxxxxx

Salisbury, NC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy invest in a time machine? Because he wanted to sweeten his future.

vexxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

I've never heard one! You'll have to tell me the best one you know!

Abxxxxxx

Bayonne, NJ, USA

call me a sour patch kid first they're sweet and then they're sour when you dont spoil me with whatever i want im sour .. when you send me money or buy me something without asking im very very sweet and you get something sweet in return

sgxxxxxx

Plymouth, MN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her how sweet life can be!

jexxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

I love a good joke! I love to laugh it makes me fit. So please send all the happiness and laughter my way.

Jaxxxxxx

Ozamiz, Northern Mindanao, PHL

You know the song “Johnny, Johnny. Yes, papa?” it says “eating sugar? No, papa” but the question is... Am I Johnny? No. So, you can eat your sugar. Pfft I svck at jokes, really.

hixxxxxx

Ben Lomond, CA, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy