FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Loxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

How do you fix a broken candy? With a sugar coat! What did the sugar say to the tea? "You're my cup of tea!"

shxxxxxx

Davenport, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find his sweetest match!

elxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Life .Good joke right. x

Mixxxxxx

Peterborough, ON, CAN

I'm Here To Make Friends, Just Like I'm On Pornhub To Watch The Plumber Fix The Sink Again.

Jaxxxxxx

Kirkland, WA, USA

What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a lobster with plastic surgery? Ask me for the answe, you won't regret it!

icxxxxxx

Bogor, JT, IDN

why sugar so sweet? cuz sugar daddy so sweet with his sugar baby

Lixxxxxx

Brussels, BRU, BEL

Rien n'est jamais plus sucré jusqu'à ce que tu y est goûter...

Drxxxxxx

Pompton Lakes, NJ, USA

"You are a lovely, lovely refrain You spin in round and round in my brain I sing this tune until it's unfurled You've got the sweetest ass in the world"

Daxxxxxx

Cebu City, Central Visayas, PHL

If you're a sugar daddy, I must be the sugar rush you've been craving.

Coxxxxxx

Boynton Beach, FL, USA

What types of bees are attracted to sugar daddies? BOOBIES

Stxxxxxx

Gallatin, TN, USA

I once had a sugar daddy: It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

naxxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

What did the sugar say to the tea? "I'm sweet on you!"

Taxxxxxx

Pocatello, ID, USA

I love Dad jokes! Or just dumb funny ass jokes in general. What did the blanket say as it was falling off the bed? Oh Sheet!!! Lmao

Maxxxxxx

Acadia Valley, AB, CAN

It make impeach day brighter and wonderful.share a friendly sugar jokes I enjoy that a lot

Trxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show em your nuts

onxxxxxx

Hempstead, NY, USA

Why dont scientist trust atoms? -Because they make up everything! ready for another lololol Why did the scarecrow win an award? -Because he was outstanding in his field!

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

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Olxxxxxx

South Padre Island, TX, USA

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

yoxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I think there is something wrong with my phone it doesn't have your handsome photo of you on it

nixxxxxx

Millville, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his redhead sugar baby to the bakery? Because he heard she wanted some "sweet" treats, but he figured he'd already found the sweetest one right there!