FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

luxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I don't know any sugar jokes but i know the splenda daddies should keep scrolling. haha

jaxxxxxx

Hervey Bay, QLD, AUS

What happens when frogs park illegally? They get Toad

Baxxxxxx

Goshen, IN, USA

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice! What's up I'm Baby ;)

elxxxxxx

Galax, VA, USA

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them

joxxxxxx

CAV, PHL

if you want honey, find sugar daddy if you want to be happy.

Drxxxxxx

Eugene, OR, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her how sweet life can be!

laxxxxxx

East Glastonbury, CT, USA

No matter how hard your day is, someone else is living on the shit end too

shxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

“I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.” P.S. It's just a joke

asxxxxxx

Weaverville, NC, USA

When the sun just pierced through the dark clouds and shone on the earth ..........

DJxxxxxx

Hobart, TAS, AUS

What do you call a non-binary sugar daddy? "glucose guardian"

smxxxxxx

Torbanlea, QLD, AUS

Hay what do you call someone that looks and cares for you

Lexxxxxx

BOH, PHL

Can I be your cherry on top? Cause I like your sugary flavor.

foxxxxxx

Lehi, UT, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A Sugar Daddy :)

urxxxxxx

Ashley, IN, USA

Why don't sugar babies have to pay taxes? Because daddy loves you.

Arxxxxxx

Binan, Calabarzon, PHL

Woman is is Diabetic is the most people prone to get Sugar Daddy.

vaxxxxxx

Iloilo City, Western Visayas, PHL

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To make a 'sweet' deposit into his sugar baby's account!

thxxxxxx

Suffolk, VA, USA

If there's 12 fish in the water and half drown how many are left, 12! fish can't drown

elxxxxxx

Davao City, Davao, PHL

are you a honey? because you make my world sweeter

Cyxxxxxx

Teresopolis, RJ, BRA

I love guys who make jokes that are not funny because it makes me laugh because it's so cute of them.

Suxxxxxx

Surrey, BC, CAN

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.