FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

2axxxxxx

Bedford, TX, USA

What has lips and can spit??. How about I show u.lol You know u wanna see anyways

saxxxxxx

Campbellton, NL, CAN

Sugar sugar fill me up with spicy sugar sugar daddy

tsxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

That guy down the rd called you an Owl Who did who Whoooo whoooo

Asxxxxxx

Waldorf, MD, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy LMAO!

Texxxxxx

Cheshunt, ENG, GBR

What did the sugar say to the tea? “Let’s stick together, we make a sweet team!”

caxxxxxx

Makati City, Metro Manila, PHL

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Nexxxxxx

Mesquite, TX, USA

None really can't think of any I enjoy I apologize

naxxxxxx

Hamilton, ON, CAN

Don't know any right now so brb lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy bring a latter to their date? Because the sugar baby said she wanted a higher allowance

Goxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the sugardaddy bring a ladder to his dates? Because he heard his sugarbaby wanted a "higher allowance"

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-03-08: [UNVAXXED] [SPERM] [IS] [THE] [NEW] [Bitcoin!?] LOL SINCE My REVEAL, The CURRENT DEMAND For *My SERVICES* Has Been EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING WAY Beyond My WILDEST DREAMS! LOL I Grew Up Surrounded By Women & Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (VIRTUALLY) @Home? LOL BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK...

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suxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.

Baxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MI, USA

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, Would you still love me if I lost all my money, OF COURSE I WOULD!

Dexxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter! What did the sugar say to the spoon? "You stir me up inside!" Why did the sugar visit the doctor? It was feeling a bit granulated! How does sugar flirt? It sends sweet texts! Why did the sugar cube go to therapy? It had too many issues to dissolve on its own! Why did the sugar cube refuse to jump into the coffee? It was afraid it would be a "cube-icide"! What did one sugar packet say to th...

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lyxxxxxx

Northwich, CHW, GBR

im not very funny to be honest but hello there lol!

Goxxxxxx

Canton, OH, USA

You attract bees with honey, not vinegar. It's quite literal

sexxxxxx

Agios Stefanos, Central Greece, GRC

What is a pig who is into findom called? -hmm, what? - a paypig! Ha! Idkiamhighrn

luxxxxxx

Acampo, CA, USA

don't ask for my number unless you tryna be my sugar daddy. I'II accept Splenda daddies too cause times is hard I understand

sexxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

kexxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I like my sugar daddies with a lil Agave or honey ..