FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

asxxxxxx

Palo Alto, CA, USA

I'm all that and dim sum!!! Actually I just want dim sum!!! Lol

DIxxxxxx

Greenville, NC, USA

POUR SOME SUGAR ON MEEEE if you didn't sing that in your head are you really a Rock Band Fan lol....

raxxxxxx

San Jose del Monte, Central Luzon, PHL

how does the sugar daddy stay so cool? he's always chilling with his sugar baby!

Tsxxxxxx

Abbeville-la-Riviere, IDF, FRA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a "sweet" romance, and he was ready to take it to the next level!

blxxxxxx

Madison, WI, USA

Curvy and with a great personality! Isn't that what counts ? Lol

Caxxxxxx

Horsforth, LDS, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map on his date? Because he wanted to make sure they explored all the sweet spots together

wixxxxxx

Franklin, WI, USA

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby ?? She was a little horse.

sexxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

I enjoy anything that is funny as long as it is not racist or insensitive

baxxxxxx

Biddeford, ME, USA

I usually listen to the jokes I don't normally tell em and I'm just naturally funny

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-02-17 @13.33 [Day 17] *MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE!*: [UNVAXXED]*[SPERM]*[IS]* [THE]*[THE]*[NEW]*[Bitcoin!?] [SINCE]*[My]*REVEAL]*[IN]*[ONLY]*[17]*[Days!]*I*SEE*The*CURRENT*DEMAND* For*[*My Services*]*[LOL]*HAS*BEEN*EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING*WAY*Beyond*My*WILDEST*Beliefs!*LOL* I Grew Up Surrounded By Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EV...

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Kaxxxxxx

Sunrise Beach, MO, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

MAxxxxxx

MOUNT WELLINGTON, AUK, NZL

The key to life is happiness and kindness and we all deserve both.

Anxxxxxx

New Rochelle, NY, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Adxxxxxx

Wilmington, NC, USA

Where do you go to learn how to make banana splits? :)

laxxxxxx

Dripping Springs, TX, USA

Wanna hear a joke about a cat?? Just kidden

ivxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

i dont really know any lol so womp womp i guess :3

coxxxxxx

Blackpool, BPL, GBR

Why did the elephant fall out the tree It died What did the second elephant fall out the tree I thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over Thought it was an elephant

haxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

me: where are we going to eat, sugar daddy you: not sure, but I don't want to "Splenda" lot money!

Bexxxxxx

Anchorage, AK, USA

"What gives you wings?" "Angels?" "No" "God?" "No" ... "Redbull" ...