FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Lexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make liquid assets!

Moxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What did the banana say to the blonde? I don't know why you're shaking, He's fixing to eat me. haha

Brxxxxxx

Addison, TX, USA

Hi love of my life Bvgh

Thxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

I have this fantasy about being made to push a boulder up a hill. You know, forced Sisyphication

qbxxxxxx

The Bronx, NY, USA

How did the chicken cross the road

Vaxxxxxx

Hamilton, WKO, NZL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". -He's an artificial sweetner. I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. -My father had type II diabetes. How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? -Candy Crush. Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. - I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight?...

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yaxxxxxx

Wuustwezel, VLG, BEL

What is the fat around the vagina? :p

swxxxxxx

Port Chester, NY, USA

Spicy as hot sauce on a taco, sweet as the dessert after. Are you ready for a flavor adventure?

swxxxxxx

Alliance, OH, USA

I don't really know any sorry please don't let that shy you away

Brxxxxxx

Orange, NJ, USA

What's sweeter than sugar ? - BrownSugar

Suxxxxxx

Globe, AZ, USA

It is what you make it

amxxxxxx

Melrose, MN, USA

Are you a door cause I just got smacked into heaven (I'm terrible at jokes )

goxxxxxx

Fairfield, OH, USA

What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

Gixxxxxx

West Yorkshire, GBR

What's blue and doesn't weigh very much??? Light blue

Haxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

If we match well, you can be my gluclose guardian...

fixxxxxx

Union City, NJ, USA

Get off the dating APP ASAP and meet me in PERSON

JExxxxxx

Farmington, AR, USA

Sorry don't know any

Taxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

"Looking for someone to laugh with and share life's adventures, because let's face it, my jokes are too good to be kept to myself!

hoxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

I once had a sugar daddy... it was nothing weird, my father just had type 2 diabetes.

Yaxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Why shouldn't you just open a fridge so fast?