FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Ruxxxxxx

Eastbourne, ESX, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

FDxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

Why did the financial dom refuse to play Monopoly? Because they preferred real-life domination over board game finances!

sexxxxxx

El Mirage, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find a sugar baby!

roxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Let me be your sugar and I'll give you sugar

Skxxxxxx

Gastonia, NC, USA

Knock knock who's there

Caxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What do you call a jalapeño who went to medical school?

ksxxxxxx

Ernakulam, KL, IND

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? Because she wanted a sugar-free relationship!

jaxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

i will make you laugh so much when you meet me . that's a promise

xoxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

what do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush.

frxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

What's alluring but hard to catch ? Myself ahaha

loxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds . But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier." The wife replies

Evxxxxxx

Ormond Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a chef's hat to the date? He wanted to show he could handle both the kitchen and the sweet spot in a relationship with a dash of humor

loxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

The sugar daddy asks his sugar baby "would you still love me if I lost all my money" "of course" the sugar baby replies " of course I would still love you, l'd miss you, but I would still love you."

loxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their first big fight? LEAVE ME A LOAN!

loxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What do you blow to make all your dreams come true ? A Sugar Daddy

Jaxxxxxx

Fort Wayne, IN, USA

Whats blue and smells like paint...blue paint lol

hexxxxxx

NLD

I dare you to mess me up better than my childhood trauma...

Imxxxxxx

Hamburg, HH, DEU

any jokes, maybe even vulgar ones, I like those

maxxxxxx

Sterling, IL, USA

What do lesbians and turtles have in common???? They both choke on plastic

sexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What the best time to go to the dentist?