FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Quxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue looking for Me? Because I'm looking for You!

loxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

WHAT DID THE WOMAN SAY TO HER SUGAR DADDY AFTER A BIG FIGHT? LEAVE ME A LOAN

mixxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Why Sugar and Coffee Make a Great Couple Because they are sweet companions and enjoy "sugar coffee" together every day.

Kaxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I like my coffee straight like I like my men ;)

ulxxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

Skulle du vilja gå och ta en fika någon gång? Jag hörde att det smakar bättre med socker...

nuxxxxxx

Jupiter, FL, USA

Someone spoil me IMMEDIATELY

l0xxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I love sugar cookies

mixxxxxx

Billings, MT, USA

There was thirthy cows in a farm, twenty-eight. How many didn't?

baxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

i love dad jokes they crack me up

Rhxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Hoxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Because she was too sweet for him to handle!

Baxxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... "Daddy I'm cumming!" "Hi Cumming, I'm dad" **Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion i...

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daxxxxxx

Mansfield, OH, USA

What has 3 letters and can scream your name? Amy when your pounding into me.

poxxxxxx

Brussels, BRU, BEL

I once bought sugar in a random store, which was walled "Sugar Daddy" :)

Mexxxxxx

Utrecht, UT, NLD

Waarom noemt een sugar daddy zijn bankrekening zijn 'zoetpot'? Omdat het altijd vol zit met suiker! Waarom nam de sugar daddy een ladder mee op zijn date? Omdat hij hoorde dat zijn date een beetje suikerhigh wilde worden!

dixxxxxx

MAC

I never make the same mistake twice. I normally make it Three or more times just to be sure..yeah

coxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

There's no crying in sugar-ball

Mexxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Why did the sugar baby become a baker? Because she kneaded the dough!

suxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

I have expensive taste, I also taste expensive ;)

Atxxxxxx

Montrose, IL, USA

How do sugar babies like their sugar? In Daddy doses