FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

amxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

jexxxxxx

East Troy, WI, USA

A man walks into a clock shop and whips his dick out on the counter. The woman behind the counter says, "Sir! This is a clock shop! You can't do that!" Then the man responded, "I know damn well where I am, I want two hands and a face put on this!"

baxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

I prefer my sugar raw

lexxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

where did the one legged waitress work? IHOP LOL

Grxxxxxx

FR, ITA

I know it's corny, but I find it funny ;) What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? ******************** Candy Crush.

brxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

dixxxxxx

McAllen, TX, USA

Ask why the chicken crossed the road

kaxxxxxx

Shotts, NLK, GBR

I dont need sugar in my coffee, im sweet enough

myxxxxxx

Tower Hamlets, LND, GBR

If diamonds are girls bestfriends what is her sugar daddy? The guy that introduced them.

lixxxxxx

Owen Sound, ON, CAN

A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water

Bexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.

saxxxxxx

MAC

What is sugar baby if I ain't sweet.

taxxxxxx

Bathurst, NB, CAN

What's sweeter than sugar? Me, baby

swxxxxxx

Bohemia, NY, USA

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks! lol What do I call a daddy that falls in love with me? A Candie Crush! Lol

loxxxxxx

West Yorkshire, GBR

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved. What do you call a singer with a laptop on her head? A-Dell

Grxxxxxx

FR, ITA

I know it's corny, but I find it funny ;) How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? ******************** Candy Crush.

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-02-04@14.44: *MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE!*: UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!?* Since My Reveal, in *ONLY 3 Days* I SE the *CURRENT DEMAND* for *My Services*LOL* HAS BEEN EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING Beyond My Beliefs!* LOL* I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, or ALL of the Above?, so I'm used get laid for just a smile, a chat, maybe a dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (virtually) @Home? LOL. BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE W...

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Jaxxxxxx

Kingston, PA, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.

buxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

What do u call a sugar daddy ? A piece of candy

mixxxxxx

California City, CA, USA

Why did the sugar stop texting back? Because it found someone sweeter!