FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

omxxxxxx

Rotterdam, ZH, NLD

What did the fish say when he hit his head? dam

Goxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with her sugar daddy? Because he couldn't keep up with her sweet tooth cravings!

Mixxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

If you can make me giggle, you can make it jiggle lol

suxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the candy store? Because he heard the candy aisle had all the sweetest treats, and he wanted to make sure he could reach the sugar babies

Daxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

A woman recently asked me if I had a mirror in my pocket because she could see herself in my pants. lol. Guess that joke works both ways. ;)

Cexxxxxx

Lupao, Central Luzon, PHL

Currently looking for a Fructose Father

chxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I honestly do not know any jokes but I wish I did

chxxxxxx

Pompano Beach, FL, USA

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

adxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

What's sweet, tasty, and full of surprises other than a tootsie pop? Sugar daddies! lol

roxxxxxx

Lexington, NC, USA

i love any jokes that will make me laugh even if they are dad jokes i love me some dad jokes

gaxxxxxx

Makati City, Metro Manila, PHL

I am young; your money's old. What a great pair haha

coxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Person 1:Knock knock Person 2:Who's there ? Person 1:MEEEE!!! Person 2: ......

fexxxxxx

Davao City, Davao, PHL

"You're my sugar crush, and I can't resist your charm"

Dexxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

>What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated. >What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. > How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

jexxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

Sweet and sassy sugar baby looking for her perfect match

goxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Knock knock:who is it ?? me : orange You: orange who me: orange ya Happy I came into your LifE!;)

t3xxxxxx

Rockhampton, QLD, AUS

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I love "bad" jokes

dexxxxxx

Scotch Plains, NJ, USA

How do you track Will Smith in the snow? Fresh Prints (Fresh Prince)

buxxxxxx

Corpus Christi, TX, USA

How do you make an Octupis Laugh? With Ten-Tickles

sexxxxxx

Steenbergen, NB, NLD

-I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar press was too high -And what did you do? -I came home and I changed it to a lower shelf