FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

MOxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

being a pet owner is a lot like being a sugar daddy XD u waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention.

gaxxxxxx

Coral Gables, FL, USA

Anything clever, classy or cheesy ;)

sexxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”

voxxxxxx

Brandon, FL, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true ? A sugar daddy

shxxxxxx

Princeton, NJ, USA

MY EX GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM. IT WAS EITHER HER OR MY ADDICTION TO SWEETS. THE DECISION WAS A PIECE OF CAKE

pexxxxxx

Chesapeake, VA, USA

You must be tired, flying down from the sky.

eMxxxxxx

Eindhoven, NB, NLD

Yes, it DID hurt when I fell out of heaven!

saxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

A MAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE RICH IN ORDER TO ATTRACT PRETTY, YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT A "SUGAR DADDY". HE'S AN ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER. XOXO

cixxxxxx

Everett, WA, USA

Don't really have any...

buxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

WHAT DID THE WOMAN SAY TO HER SUGAR DADDY AFTER A BIG FIGHT? LEAVE ME A LOAN

caxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

LAXXXXXX PHOENIX, AZ, USA A MAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE RICH IN ORDER TO ATTRACT PRETTY, YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT A "SUGAR DADDY". HE'S AN ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER.

Clxxxxxx

Brentwood, TN, USA

Someone asked me if I was free tomorrow, I said no im expensive everyday.

chxxxxxx

Green Bay, WI, USA

In my opinion if you are an electricion you are a power ranger.

Lixxxxxx

Frankfurt am Main, HE, DEU

When I blew out the candles on my 18th birthday. I wished for a sugar daddy!!

AKxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

My joke is the song: "Whales" by Hail Mary Mallon

kixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To take their relationship to the next level!

snxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What does a perverted frog say? ....................... Rubbit

anxxxxxx

Portage, IN, USA

Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?

Hoxxxxxx

Stamford, CT, USA

I'm not much of a jokester , but I love to be sarcastic as it's my way of showing interest. I love to laugh and have a fun time. We're here today but we are not promised tomorrow as I'd like to put it.

paxxxxxx

Pleasantville, PA, USA

They like to control and say that they are not jealous