FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jaxxxxxx

Humble, TX, USA

Be sweet to me & I'll be sweet in you

MAxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I'm of age, I just dont look like it.. Lucky you! I probably use this joke too frequently...

Clxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

yaxxxxxx

Aaronsburg, PA, USA

I like my coffee like I like my men Strong and not too sweet ; )

Naxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house!

raxxxxxx

Montgomery, TX, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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nexxxxxx

Marikina City, Metro Manila, PHL

Sugar is sweet but I can give you more diabetes!

Vaxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

"Knock knock" "Who's there " "Not my dad" (he's dead)

Elxxxxxx

Lucena City, Calabarzon, PHL

what kind pf joke? j o k e? joke.

Caxxxxxx

Natchitoches, LA, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—and also quite adept at turning heads with his straw.

Goxxxxxx

Jackson, CA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

rexxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

Jbxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the cashpig bring a ladder to the financial domination session? Because he wanted to reach new heights of submission and climb the wealth hierarchy!!

saxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

I'm sweet, but I'm not saccharin

jaxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Make me laugh I don't do jokes

arxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with?

jaxxxxxx

Liberty Lake, WA, USA

I love to make people laugh, not with jokes but with observations of the humor and joy that surrounds all of us every day..

luxxxxxx

Gangnam-gu, Seoul, KOR

I'm young your moneys old, we go great together

Buxxxxxx

Alma, MI, USA

I told my mom I needed a Sugar Daddy today. Tell me why my bed is covered in candy instead of money right now??

Blxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

I'm not that funny.... but I'd sure love to hear some jokes! I love a humorous person that can make me laugh: )