FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

bexxxxxx

Santo Tomas, Calabarzon, PHL

Haha i dont know what to say

roxxxxxx

Pomaria, SC, USA

what is 6.9??? A great thing ruined by a period..

Krxxxxxx

SGP

The cat meows to speak and the cow moo to yawn!

chxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I'm not really good at jokes lol

kixxxxxx

San Marcos, TX, USA

Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

alxxxxxx

Pasadena, CA, USA

What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food? A burrr-ito. I have lots of dad jokes

Raxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

I like taking care of my sugar dad . Physically or distance . I will do all he want to sastify my sugar dad

Maxxxxxx

Makati City, Metro Manila, PHL

Why did the sugar dadddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his date liked high maintenance!

Jexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Meeting you was fate, Friendship was choice, but loving you I had no control over. ( sorry if that was cringy)

maxxxxxx

Alexander, AR, USA

I can eat it with no hands .

kaxxxxxx

Benton Harbor, MI, USA

Are you money because you make me wet

Clxxxxxx

Des Moines, IA, USA

"Oh that must be your daughter" "No but she still calls me daddy" So corny I love it

trxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Thinking I'm going to give you pussy on the first date or do anything sexual the first day I meet you

Maxxxxxx

Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur, MYS

jokes? well i dont know how to i promise u im funny irl

anxxxxxx

Wagga Wagga, NSW, AUS

Who can drink a litre off gas ??? Jerry can

tixxxxxx

Danderyd, AB, SWE

sale at my house. Clothes: 100% off!!!

ruxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

You must be form Tennessee cause u the only 10 I SEE

coxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Blacker the berry, sweeter the juice. You know you want to try :)

bxxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

knock knock who that be knickers lolzzzzzzzzzz sleepy or maybe i should be snow white

luxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar baby go to school? To get a sweet education in the art of sugaring!