FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Recently coming across this site I realized what do you blow to make a wish? hehe a sugar daddy

amxxxxxx

Ernakulam, KL, IND

Why did the sugar feel confident? It knew its self-worth was high in calories.

kyxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What did the sugar say to the coffee? You make life sweet just by being you. :-)

brxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

"I don’t care about age... as long as your credit score is higher than your golf handicap” HAHA

Goxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Q: What do you call it when a SD falls in love? A: A Candy Crush!

Maxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

I love light, fun humor that makes people smile Here’s one I enjoy: “Are you made of sugar? Because every time you smile, my day gets a little sweeter.”

vixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I told my bank I wanted a 'mutually beneficial relationship.' They said, 'Great, you give us your money and we'll send you emails about it!

Aaxxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.

maxxxxxx

Kent, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder? Because he heard I had high standards.”

saxxxxxx

Hickory, NC, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. LOL

skxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie :)

mixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Parallel lines have so much in common, It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Caxxxxxx

Hollywood, FL, USA

There once was a man who asked his woman to marry him, she said no, and he lived happily ever after!

rexxxxxx

Ruther Glen, VA, USA

What has 5 toes but isnt your foot? My Foot...lmao How many times do have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten tickles. Of course he only has 8 of those so the first 2 are tesicles..hahaha Did i make you laugh??

coxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

What did the sugar baby leave the bank? She lost interest.

chxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

19-year-old runs to an 80-year-old sugar daddy saying, "Let's run upstairs and have great sex!" The SD replies, "At my age, it's one or the other That's a riot

Phxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

What do you blow to make a wish come true? A sugar daddy!!

Raxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? 'Leave me a loan.'

Rhxxxxxx

Redbank Plains, QLD, AUS

Funny Sugar Jokes — Rheee Style - Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? To meet him at his level — the top shelf. - He asked if I wanted a sugar rush. I said only if it comes with a receipt. - Dating a sugar daddy is like a buffet. You pick what you want, then pretend you’re surprised it’s expensive. - He said he likes surprises. I said great — surprise me with a booked flight and decent manners. - Why do I love brunch with a gentleman? Because bottoml...

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Maxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love? Candy Crush.