FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Zeeland, NB, NLD

Een sugar daddy zegt: “Ik geef geen geld uit…” “…ik investeer in gezelligheid.”

blxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

How do you say goodbye to a spoonful of sugar? "See you later, sweetie!"

ANxxxxxx

Nevada, MO, USA

Way do ducks have feathers.... to hide there butt Quacks

naxxxxxx

Acadia Valley, AB, CAN

Friend: "How are you paying for your tuition this semester?" Me: "I found a very generous scholarship." Friend: "Oh, from the University?" Me: "No, from a guy named Arthur with a private jet."

brxxxxxx

Salisbury, SA, AUS

I take my coffee like my arrangements: sweet and consistent.

Shxxxxxx

Springdale, AR, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy (;

Baxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush lol

Azxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

STRESSED IS SPELLED DESSERTS BACKWARDS I wonder how fed up a person had to be to make deodorant

Hoxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I don’t have a sweet tooth… I just appreciate good sugar management.

ihxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

My Daughter said someone asked her for her best Dad joke..... She said "that would be me"

raxxxxxx

Düsseldorf, NW, DEU

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Zaxxxxxx

Cupertino, CA, USA

I may look innocent, but I come fully sugar-coated.

swxxxxxx

Harlem, GA, USA

I’m not a sugar baby, I’m a financially sponsored adult.

maxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? To reach the top… of your generosity

Mixxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Are you a candy cane? Because you just twisted your way into my heart

4kxxxxxx

Oxon Hill, MD, USA

I’m not asking for too much… I just prefer my relationships well-sweetened.

evxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

I tried getting a sugar daddy, but all I got was diabetes and emotional maturity issues.

fuxxxxxx

Palo Alto, CA, USA

I like my coffee like I like my arrangements… sweet, strong, and a little indulgent

caxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why doesn't sugar like dating? Because it always ends up in someone else's tea

msxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you message me, my day gets a little sweeter.