FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

NUE, PHL

my bank account and i are both waiting for a miracle

Raxxxxxx

Sault Ste. Marie, MI, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who goes completely broke?A Splenda Daddy.Zero calories, zero cash, and zero action!

alxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't see...

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yexxxxxx

Hassan, KA, IND

how would a diabetic sugar daddy negotiate allowance? ill take that sugar-less please.

Prxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did the sugar mommy bring sunglasses? Because her young man's future was so bright!

Elxxxxxx

Kitchener, ON, CAN

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was already stuffed Dad joke for ya lol

Maxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why didn’t the mushroom go to the party ? Because he was a fungi (fun guy )

paxxxxxx

Bulacan, Central Luzon, PHL

I once had a sugar daddy. It was nothing weird. My father has type II diabetes

Maxxxxxx

Pikeville, TN, USA

Hey. Are both of your parents beavers because.... DAMN!!!

kexxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the standards were high :)

Rexxxxxx

Rising Fawn, GA, USA

How do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Stxxxxxx

Westlake, QLD, AUS

Whats the worst thing about a 69. The view. What's the best thing about a 69. The fact that it is a 69.

blxxxxxx

Brooksville, FL, USA

What do you get when you mix a Ho-Ho and a Ding Dong? You get Twinkies

Inxxxxxx

Nundah, QLD, AUS

So theres a mumma tomato, papa tomato, and a baby tomato all going for a walk. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes the baby tomato and says "Ketchup".

baxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with her sugar daddy? He was too sweet, but his wallet was getting a bit too bitter.

kixxxxxx

Santana, AP, BRA

Why did the chicken cross the road….to get to the other side

kaxxxxxx

Mandeville, LA, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

amxxxxxx

San Marcos, TX, USA

It baffles me when daddies want some sugar without giving some sugar. I call them Splenda daddies.

prxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

If someone could reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape

anxxxxxx

Saint Charles, MO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a latter to the date? Because he heard the girl had high standards. ;3