FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Jexxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Knock knock Who's there Man of your dream

saxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

I see a lot of profiles saying "looking for someone who doesn't require me to spend mulah or purchase things" "Looking for something real without $$$ involved" baby you on the wrong website LMFAOOOO. Now that's a joke.

mexxxxxx

Chelmsford, ESS, GBR

We all need a little bit of sugar ...

Mixxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off. What does a sugar baby say after an argument with her sugar daddy? Leave me a loan. What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

stxxxxxx

The Bronx, NY, USA

How does a sugar baby like her coffee? Sweet and with a little extra sugar on the side !

alxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Come trick on me daddy , I'll show you how sweet I can be

saxxxxxx

La Grande, OR, USA

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold. Sorry :)

Swxxxxxx

Owings Mills, MD, USA

What did woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

olxxxxxx

Low Point, IL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy your only friends with? A paypal

Tixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

Flxxxxxx

Cedar Rapids, IA, USA

My favorite thing with sugar daddies is a 68. It's like a 69 but you owe me one when it's over.

NUxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What color is the sky?

vixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Man in his 70's went to his doctor and told him he was thinking of having an arrangement with a sugar baby. Doctor asked him about the sugar baby to be. The sugar daddy said she is beautiful and and 25 years old. The doctor said this could be fatal. The sugar daddy said well if she dies she dies.

Swxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

What do you get when you mix a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session!

thxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

idk let me hear some!

Loxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Any joke lol I love to laugh

Baxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Dad Jokes are funny. Love that they make me think as well

Ayxxxxxx

Victoria, BC, CAN

What's the difference between like, really like and love? Spit, swallow or gargle.

jaxxxxxx

Roseville, CA, USA

I love memes and funny videos lol.

usxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

I don't think my dark dad humour will be acceptable here