FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Flxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

A woman wakes up in a hospital bed with all tubes hanging out of her. She doesn’t know what happened and is very disorientated. She looks next to her and sees a vision of God. She asks him, “God am I going to die” God looks at her and says “No my child, you have many years left on this planet. When you get out of this hospital enjoy your life to the fullest”. Overjoyed that she was going to be OK and wasn't going to die, before she left the hospital she got a facelif...

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Kaxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I can't say I have one yet, so shoot me one!

Kaxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

I'm young,Your money is old...we make a perfect match!

Crxxxxxx

Maidstone, KEN, GBR

What do you Call a Man who has leaves on his head? Russel

Aixxxxxx

San Jose, Mimaropa, PHL

Definitely dad jokes

moxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

I am willing to do anything for my sugar daddy

Daxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

Orange you glad I didn't say banana...

Dyxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Whats green and grows on trees? Not money it's leaves

urxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Some people eat to live. I am from Singapore and a foodie family. I live to eat. Besides being a polyglot, I am a polyglot.

Loxxxxxx

Merseyside, GBR

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!!

amxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

What's a cat's most favorite color?... it's purrrple!

Suxxxxxx

Sunrise, FL, USA

Why was the letter E the only letter in the Alphabet not to get a gift from Santa? Because E was on the naughtE list How do you fix a flat fish? You Tuna fish!! Lmao

Trxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I'd rather be crying in my Lamborghini Truck than in an over crowded studio apartment with unpayed bills and the inability to LIVE the way I know I'm supposed to

kixxxxxx

Orange Park, FL, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

cexxxxxx

Abu Dhabi, AZ, ARE

Sugar baby; "Where we gonna eat, sugar daddy"? Sugar daddy; "Not sure, but I don't wanna "Splenda" a lot of money!"

loxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar date the pepper? Because it wanted a little spice in its life!

Suxxxxxx

Sunrise, FL, USA

How do you fix a flat fish? You Tuna fish!! Lmao

Lexxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

If you think this is funny we might get along... I have hearing aids because I didn't use hearing protection.

Nuxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Sugar kisses under starry skies.

kaxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

If you treat me good I'll treat you even better more so a quote then a joke lol