FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

taxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

need a sugar daddy so at least i have someone to tease and play with

Hoxxxxxx

Manchester, NH, USA

What's the differnece between a 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage.

blxxxxxx

Truth or Consequences, NM, USA

Make me laugh is all that I really need in life right now

spxxxxxx

Appleton, WI, USA

Loved to be spolied by male or female sugar daddys.

4lxxxxxx

Mildura, VIC, AUS

Why do walruses attend Tupperware parties? Because they're always in the hunt for a tight sea tehe

bbxxxxxx

West Valley City, UT, USA

Today when I bought something for my wife, i felt like i was cheating on my sugar baby. sugar daddy- would you still love me if I lost all my money? sugar baby: - of course I would ! I would miss you a lot, but I would still love you!

maxxxxxx

Vienna, Vienna, AUT

"Why did the sugar daddy take his date to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her the meaning of sweet arrangements!"

xCxxxxxx

Hollywood, FL, USA

I may tell a joke but never a lie ! So go on and jump in my messages and I'll see if we comply ! Lol

Daxxxxxx

Mechelen, VLG, BEL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract young women isn't a Sugar Daddy, but an artificial sweetener instead.

jexxxxxx

Hamburg, HH, DEU

Do you have a name? or can i call you mine? I'm bad in math but I can give the value that you deserve.

saxxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's a about to orgasm...... "Daddy I'm cumming!!" "HI Cumming, I'm Dad"

vaxxxxxx

Tracy, CA, USA

what do you blow to make a wish? your sugar daddy.

baxxxxxx

Maryland Heights, MO, USA

What do nosey peppers do? They get jalapeño business

saxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

Them: How old is he? Me: He doesn't shit with his phone. And I like it.

ebxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement?...A PayPal

soxxxxxx

Garfield Heights, OH, USA

Lol idk surprise me, I love to laugh but it's no joke I can say off top

spxxxxxx

Mesquite, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

lixxxxxx

Norwalk, CT, USA

Come up with anything and I will find it funny I would laugh either way

kaxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby go to the bakery? Because they wanted to find their sweetest match!

xMxxxxxx

Minot, ND, USA

I don't have one. You can definitely share with me i love to laugh.