FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

dexxxxxx

North Miami Beach, FL, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds lol

naxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender.

laxxxxxx

‘Aiea, HI, USA

(Not a Sugar Joke But...) What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus

Prxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy" He's an artificial sweetner.

skxxxxxx

Brentwood, NY, USA

I like me coffee like I like my men...rich, hot, and able to keep me awake all night paying my bills

suxxxxxx

SGP

Life is not as simple as it looks, it's easy to be alive, but it's not easy to live your life.

Tixxxxxx

Bhusaval, MH, IND

The only sugar that is good for my health is a generous Sugar daddy.

prxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I named my horse Mayo , because Mayo neighs... lol

sixxxxxx

Nakodar, PB, IND

I’m sweet enough already — but I don’t mind extra sugar.

chxxxxxx

Slidell, LA, USA

Do you come with a warranty? Because I plan on keeping you in excellent condition.

mixxxxxx

Jamshedpur, JH, IND

•Warning: I’m low on drama but high on sugar. •Life’s already bitter—so I choose to be the sugar.

Krxxxxxx

Loveland, CO, USA

Johnny the Fighter Pilot A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen doo...

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shxxxxxx

Amravati, MH, IND

I work hard to stay fit. Mostly emotionally. Physically I just nap.”

chxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Age is just a number... And so is your credit score. I appreciate both being high.lol

roxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Careful, I’m like sugar — a little sweet, a little addictive, and best enjoyed in moderation

mjxxxxxx

Kamloops, BC, CAN

What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls

Taxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

What do you call a dessert that tells jokes? A pun-cake!

Dixxxxxx

Ain, FRA

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impre...

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Texxxxxx

Appleton, WI, USA

I don’t need sugar — I am the sugar. You just have to keep up.

Maxxxxxx

Katowice, SL, POL

Why did the sugar baby sit next to the ATM? She heard it was a cash-ual relationship.