FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

suxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Sweet enough to ruin your diet and priorities hehe;)

isxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why does sugar always win arguments? Because it’s too sweet to resist!

laxxxxxx

State College, PA, USA

what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? oh sheet.

Doxxxxxx

San Juan, PR, USA

Hey, are you a lollipop cause I am stuck on you :p

dexxxxxx

Vineland, NJ, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A Papa John—all dough, no sugar

dixxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

I’m not saying I want a sugar relationship, but even my bank app just asked me if I’m seeing someone financially stable.

swxxxxxx

Thomaston, ME, USA

I behave like an angel… until someone treats me like a princess. Then the halo… slips a little.

anxxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

Hey Mr.Shine, mind sparing me a sugary dime) I think thats a good pick up line? Lol

Olxxxxxx

VOV, BEL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

alxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

"My type? Whoever’s card doesn’t decline." “I have a PhD in spoiling and a minor in dad jokes.”

quxxxxxx

Sioux Falls, SD, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever get lost? Because their daddy put a tracker in the teddy bear… and in her heart.

Saxxxxxx

Hartwell, GA, USA

What is it called when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush!

ggxxxxxx

Hanoi, HN, VNM

If George is 53 and his girlfriend is 21. How much money does George have?

bexxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

Why did the chicken cross the road BEEECCCCCAAAASUE( bawk-cause)

syxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

loxxxxxx

MI, USA

Are you a beaver? Because damn I know it's bad I'm sorryyyy

Haxxxxxx

Beachwood, OH, USA

Whats a sugar baby's favorite math problem ? Finding the Xin "ex-pectaction versus reality !"

suxxxxxx

Marion, OH, USA

My sugar daddy asked what I wanted for dessert. I said, “Something rich.” So he just smiled and said, “Well… I’m right here.”

edxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Are you a credit card? Because my interest in you keeps growing.

gyxxxxxx

Cleveland, TX, USA

How do u make your finger dance?? Put a lil boogie on it. Bah-Dum Dum-chhhhuuuHh