FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

poxxxxxx

Lexington, KY, USA

If sweetness was a currency, you’d owe me interest, daddy

Maxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Sugar dating is just traditional dating with better communication

doxxxxxx

Marrakesh, Marrakesh-Safi, MAR

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.

Mixxxxxx

York, NY, USA

I like my conversations how I like my coffee rich and smooth

Sexxxxxx

Pimpri-Chinchwad, MH, IND

Why did the sugar call the old candy “Sugar Daddy”? Because he always sweetened everyone’s day!

Gixxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder? To help his sugar baby reach her dreams!

maxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Sugar ? Yes please ? But the other kind that doesn't taste sweet

dexxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a sugar baby?? Candy Crush

waxxxxxx

Huntington Beach, CA, USA

A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her. Nothing she did could stop it. She was especially worried because her whole family was coming over for Thanksgiving. But when Thanksgiving dinner finally came, the parrot didn't say a word the entire time. After the meal, the Parrot turned to its owner and said, "Please forgive my behavior from before. I was entirely out of line." "Wow," the woman said, "...

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Scxxxxxx

Satellite Beach, FL, USA

“Hey sugar, I figured you needed a break — I’m basically your daily dose of fun and distraction!”

Amxxxxxx

Hartland, NB, CAN

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, "Would you still love me if I lost all my money?" Of course, the sugar baby replies, "Of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you."

slxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

thxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Who needs caffeine when you’ve got a sugar rush like me?

alxxxxxx

Saint Clair Shores, MI, USA

Are you made of sugar? Because you make my life a whole lot sweeter

moxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

They said ‘save your money.’ I said ‘for what, my funeral?’ Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy lip gloss and have you seen me sad in lip gloss?

maxxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.

brxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

I told a joke about brown sugar, but it was just a little demerara...

kaxxxxxx

Glen Allen, VA, USA

What do you call a dinosaur that sells fire arms? -- A small arms dealer

Haxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Dad in the streets............Daddy in the sheets ;)

Fixxxxxx

Secret Harbour, WA, AUS

What's better than eating a Mandarin? Eating Amanda out. Gasp!