FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

i'm sorry what's your name? I'm just wondering what i'll be screaming tonight;)

evxxxxxx

King of Prussia, PA, USA

Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box.

zhxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Did you know there is an evil owl disguised as a human in our presence? If you thought "hoo" the owl is you

Brxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Car knob due, phone bill due, electricity bill due, cable bill due, somebody baby probably due. shit Scooby Doobie Doo I found this funny

shxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Give me your car keys so I can drive you real crazyy

frxxxxxx

Oak Park, MI, USA

I'm so much funnier in person! Let's talk on the phone or meet up.

Tixxxxxx

Clayton, VIC, AUS

I read a book on anti-gravity, it was so good I couldn't put it down

xxxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Dad jokes all the way , i think theyre the best. I have a couple but please tell me better ones.

olxxxxxx

New Carlisle, IN, USA

I love to be spoiled and you want to be heard and appreciated.

sexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Aye Siri- play Juicy J -Bands a make her Dance - so they can see me do my 1 - 2 step! :P

nixxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

Chocolate so sweet and addicting, you're gonna get a few cavities

puxxxxxx

Québec, QC, CAN

Where do you buy Purple things? From the La-vendor.

alxxxxxx

Wimauma, FL, USA

I've never herd any so any would be fine as long as their not disrespectful

Lixxxxxx

Gungahlin, ACT, AUS

Two wifi technicians get married. The reception was excellent!!!

spxxxxxx

New Rochelle, NY, USA

i never had a daddy so be mine but i don't need a daddy who isn't gonna spoil me. cuz i have my mobmama

Kaxxxxxx

League City, TX, USA

I treat my relationships like math, if crap ain't adding up I cheat! One thing I never understood is when shows about sharks say "shark infested water." ....like they live there... I have tons of jokes on unemployment... but sadly none of them work. The first rule of "Condescending Club" is really kinda complex and I don't think you would understand it even if I explained it to you! He told me his love language was physical touch so I swung on him. ...

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Nixxxxxx

Round Rock, TX, USA

I once had a sugar daddy.. It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes

Fixxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.

brxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Don't know any. Please feel free to share some! Especially those with puns

plxxxxxx

Rancho Cordova, CA, USA

I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it . . . turns out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages! Cheesy? Maybe! But hilarious AF...XoXo