FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Kaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

If Covid didn't take you out yet .. Can I ? This is all for laughs and giggles don't take it to serious haha.

Coxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a fish with a hook ? A cat fish LMAO

crxxxxxx

Chester, NY, USA

Hey ladies, what do you call that useless piece of skin around the penis? A Man!

mexxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

i love new words so I invented a new one plagiarism :)

Luxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

hmm can't think of a joke but some of my favorite comedians are tim dillon, theo von, tom segura, bert kreischer, ray kump and others from that group.

Haxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

How many blonde's does it take to empty your wallet? One.... This one

FLxxxxxx

DeLand, FL, USA

I don't know any friendly sugar jokes, but I'd like to hear some. I do have a good sense of humor, but most of it is typically impromptu. I'm really good at getting rid of the awkwardness of first meetings. It's what I do for a living in business with sales and consulting, but it definitely carries over to first dates, wine, dates, sugar, dates, etc. lol

caxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Fructose + glucose man Sucrose father ...

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Baxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

How do you spell me? M-e where's the D? There's no D in me? Not yet ;)

daxxxxxx

WD, IRL

How did the sugar daddy respond when the sugar baby asked him for a loan? I’ll loan you some sugar, but you’ll have to pay it back with interest ;)

arxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

Why was the spicy pepper so nosey? Because it was jalapeño business

MSxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

jaxxxxxx

Reading, RDG, GBR

Make a girl smile by sending her a gift allowance x

brxxxxxx

Lacey, WA, USA

If you flip a coin do you get heads out tails? Test it and find out;)

Moxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

My dream job is to clean mirrors, because i can really see myself doing that :)

Moxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

My dream job is to clean mirrors, because i can really see myself doing that :)

Nixxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

What did the women say when she crossed the road to get to her SB lol

Drxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Common Sense Is Free, But People Still Choose To But It

lixxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What do you find you'll get hanging from an apple tree?....... Message me to find out!

caxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds