Shxxxxxx
Palm Bay, FL, USA
So a guy and his little boy are walking the dog they're outside walking a dog and a good little boy says daddy what are those dogs doing together and he says well they're making puppies he says OK daddy, so they go home later on that night. the boy walks in on mommy and daddy having sex and he goes dad. What are you doing to Mom? He was making a baby he says roller over. I'd rather have puppies.
kixxxxxx
Gold Coast, QLD, AUS
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job. What did the clitoris say to the vulva? It’s all good in the hood! What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out. What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes. What did Cinderella do when she got the ball? She gagged.